I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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