when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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