how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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