So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
my shit smells like andre
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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