Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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