I wish I only lived at night.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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