He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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