i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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