I think I am morally bankrupt
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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