Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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