I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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