This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
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Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.