his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?