I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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