what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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