Ambien. No doubt about it.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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