Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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