i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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