y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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