Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
