Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.