I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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I want her autograph on my taint
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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