I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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