I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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