I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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