Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem