i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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