I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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