Do vagina's smell?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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