It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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