and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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