what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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