who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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