I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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