When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
did i just pee glitter
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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