Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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