Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
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The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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