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(337): View more from Louisiana

summer is not the time to consider going full bush.

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(210): View more from Texas

cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital

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(208): View more from Idaho

And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you

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(212): View more from New York

You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?

(475): View more from Connecticut

Yeah?

(212): View more from New York

Stuck it in his pooper.

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(760): View more from California

Why is your vibrator in the fridge?

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I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.

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(406): View more from Montana

Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.

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(619): View more from California

I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.

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I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something

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