East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.