either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes