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• (480): View more from Arizona

  p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?

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• (234): View more from Ohio

  if we break up, who will get the dealer?

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.

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• (707): View more from California

  I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.

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• (212): View more from New York

  You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel

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