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Me. At least after what I've been through.

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(540) Me. At least after what I've been through. http://tfl.nu/4dym

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I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.

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(781): I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation. http://tfl.nu/r77c

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Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.

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No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.

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(508): Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor. (339): No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though. http://tfl.nu/0uyr

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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.

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(703): using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes. http://tfl.nu/y0td

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.

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(403): Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl. http://tfl.nu/u7lt

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.

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(778): I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk. http://tfl.nu/sd2y

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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine

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(314): Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine http://tfl.nu/lktn

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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.

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(705): and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good. http://tfl.nu/bblv

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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.

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(208): You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip. http://tfl.nu/pvxn

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.

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(215): I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa. http://tfl.nu/hvqf

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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.

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(612): Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C. http://tfl.nu/wowt

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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.

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(757): It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets. http://tfl.nu/9hch

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits

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Another sexterpiece awaits

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(919): Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits (1-919): Another sexterpiece awaits http://tfl.nu/xw4q

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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.

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(602): Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy. http://tfl.nu/ej69

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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.

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(713): Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar. http://tfl.nu/aeu2

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