just tell him i said nine months
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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