Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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