Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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