It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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