Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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