i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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