New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.