Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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