I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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