thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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