I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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