Pappa wants mamma naked
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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