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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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